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Red Hot Catholic Love - Full Episode - Season 0. Ep 0. 8PARENTS, IT'S THATTIME OF YEAR AGAINWHEN THE BISHOPS AND PRIESTSFROM AROUND THE COUNTRYARE ORGANIZING THEYOUNG MEN'S CATHOLIC RETREAT. THIS YEAR, WE'RE TAKING THE BOYSON A WEEKEND BOAT TRIP,TO DISCUSS JESUS' ROLE AS THENAVIGATOR OF OUR LIVES. THAT SOUNDSPRETTY FUN !

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A CATHOLIC BOAT TRIP ? GOODBYE,EVERYONE.'NIGHT !'NIGHT !'NIGHT, FATHER. ALRIGHT THEN, IT'S SETTLED. TOMORROW WE'LL FINDAN OUTSIDE COUNSELOR AND.. FIND OUT THE TRUTH. AN ALL PRIEST MEETING,FATHER MAXI.

I THINKWE ALL AGREESOMETHING HASTO BE DONE QUICKLY. UH- HUH. THAT'S RIGHT ! I DON'T KNOW HOWIT HAS BEEN FOR ALL OF YOU,BUT ATTENDANCE AT MY CHURCHIN FORT ROLLINS IS DOWN 6. I'M DOWN ALMOST7. IN GREENLEAF. YES, I'M AFRAID IF THINGSKEEP GOING THE WAY THEY ARE,WE COULD LOSEOUR ENTIRE RELIGION ! YES WE'VE GOT TO STOP THESE BOYSFROM GOING TO THE PUBLIC ! THEY'VE GOT TO KNOWTO KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT.

YUP ! UH- HUH ! RIGHT ! RIGHT AND SO- WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT ? YES, BUT WE'VE GOT TOFIND OUT WHY THESE CHILDRENARE SUDDENLY FINDINGIT NECESSARY TO REPORTTHAT THEY'REBEING MOLESTED. STOP THE PROBLEMAT IT'S SOURCE. YES, BUT HOW ? WHOA, WHOA - HOLD ON A SECOND. THE PROBLEM IS THATCHILDREN ARE BEING MOLESTED,NOT THAT THEY'REREPORTING IT. HOW DO YOU MEAN ?

WELL, I MEAN, OBVIOUSLYWHAT WE NEED TO PUT A STOP TOIS ALL THESEXUAL MISCONDUCTTHAT IS ALLOWED TOTAKE PLACE IN OUR CHURCHES. NOT JUST TELL THE CHILDRENNOT TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT. I MEAN, RIGHT ? DID ANY OF THE CHILDRENYOU'VE MOLESTED COME FORWARD ? NO ! THAT'S GOOD. NO, I MEAN,I NEVER MOLESTEDANY OF THE CHILDRENIN MY CHURCH ! IT'S OKAY, FATHER MAXIWE'RE ALL PRIESTS HERE,THE DOORS ARE CLOSED. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD !

ARE YOU ALL SAYINGTHAT YOU HAVE ENGAGED ININAPPROPRIATE RELATIONSWITH YOUR ALTAR BOYS ? WE ARE HERE TOBRING THE LIGHT OF GOD,NOT HARM THE INNOCENT !

HA, HA ! HA, HA ! HA, HA ! I'M SERIOUS ! FATHER.. HAVING SEX WITH BOYSIS PART OF THECATHOLIC PRIEST'SWAY OF LIFE. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. DEAR GOD, THIS PROBLEMIS MUCH MORE SEVERETHAN I COULD HAVEPOSSIBLY IMAGINED.

I HAVE TO GO TOTHE VATICAN AND GET HELP ! THAT IF WE DON'T CHANGE THEHOLY DOCUMENT OF VATICAN LAWTHEN WE MIGHT LOSEEVERYONE TO ATHEISM ! WHAT EXACTLY DO YOUSUGGEST WE CHANGE, FATHER MAXI ? WELL FOR ONE.. NO SEX WITH BOYS. RUMBLE ! RUMBLE ! AGH ! THE HOLY DOCUMENTOF VATICAN LAW STATES THATA PRIEST, BISHOP OR CARDINALCANNOT GET MARRIED.

SO WHERE ARE WETO GET OUR SEX ? WELL THEN PERHAPS WE COULDCHANGE THE HOLY VATICAN LAWTO SAY THAT IT'S OKAY FOR APRIEST OR BISHOP OR CARDINALTO HAVE SEX.. WITH WOMEN. HAWHHH ! RUMBLE ! WOMEN ! THE GELGAMEK VAGINAIS THREE FEET WIDEAND FILLED WITHRAZOR- SHARP TEETH !

DO YOU REALLY EXPECT USTO HAVE SEX WITH THEM ?! MAYBE WE NEED TO FORGET ABOUTTHE GELGAMEKS FOR A SECONDAND FOCUS ON- -FORGET ABOUTTHE GELGAMEKS ! I'M JUST SAYING THATWHAT WORKS ON PLANET GELGAMEKISN'T NECESSARILY GOING TOWORK FOR THE REST OF US. YOU SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEMWE'RE HAVING HERE. BUT THE HOLY DOCUMENT OFVATICAN LAW CANNOT BE CHANGED ! WHY NOT ? BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOWWHERE IT IS. YOU SEE, FATHER, THE HOLYDOCUMENT OF VATICAN LAWHAS HIDDEN AWAY DEEP IN THECATACOMBS OF ST.

PETERSBELOW US. HIDDEN AWAY SO THAT ITCAN NEVER BE CHANGED. BUT IF WE LOCATE IT, WE COULDMAKE CHANGES TO IT ? HA ! GOOD LUCK, FATHER ! THE DOCUMENTIS GUARDED BYWATER LIZARDS, RATTLESNAKESAND SAND TRAPS.

THE FOOLS WHO TRIED BEFORE TORECOVER IT, MET THEIR DEATH ! WELL WE HAVE TO TRYOUR RELIGION IS DYING ! AND I NEED TO ASK YOUA FEW QUESTIONSABOUT YOUR PRIEST, OKAY ?

OKAY. OKAY. ALRIGHT. OKAY.. WOULD YOU SAY THATFATHER MAXI IS NICE OR MEAN ?

NICE. COOL. HE'S FINE. OKAY, WHAT WORDS WOULD YOU USEDESCRIBE YOUR CHURCH'S PRIEST ?

COMPASSIONATE. OKAY.. AND DID FATHER MAXI,AT ANY TIME,EVER TRY TO PUTSOMETHING IN YOUR BUTT ?

IN- IN OUR BUTT ? YOU DON'T NEED TO BE ASHAMEDOR EMBARRASSED, JUST- DID HE EVER TRY TOPUT ANYTHING IN YOUR BUTT ?

LIKE MONEY, WHAT ? YOU MEAN LIKEA GOLDFISH ?

NO, NO.. DID HE EVERTRY TO PUT ANYTHINGTHAT BELONGED TO HIMIN YOUR BUTT ? NO. NO. NO.. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. HAVING TO SIT OUTHERE WAITING TO FIND OUTIF OUR PRIESTMOLESTED OUR KIDS ! YEAH, WHAT HAS CATHOLICISMCOME TO, ANYWAY ? YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'VEJUST HAD IT WITH THE CHURCH. ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGSTHEY'VE DONE TO KIDS. I THINK I'M GOING TOBECOME AN ATHEIST !

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA ! I'M GOING TO BEAN ATHEIST TOO ! LET'S ALL BE ATHEISTS ! Watch Renegades Online Mic. YEAH ! YEAH ! YEAH !

IF THERE WAS A GOD,WHY WOULD HE LET OUR KIDS BEMOLESTED IN THE FIRST PLACE ? YEAH, LET'SKILL GOD, YEAH ! WELL, LET'SJUST BE ATHEISTS. SAME THING. ALRIGHT ! YEAH ! WOO- HOO !

WHAT WOULD THE PRIEST.. POSSIBLY WANT TOPUT IN OUR BUTTS ? MAYBE- - NO.. HEY DUDES.

HEY. HEY. AGH ! WHAT ARE YOUGUYS DOING ? WE HAD TO GO MEETWITH THIS COUNSELOR LADY,AND SHE ASKED US IF THE PRIESTEVER PUT ANYTHING IN OUR BUTTS. IN YOUR BUTTS ? YEAH, ISN'T THATTHE DAMNEDEST THING ? WHY WOULD HE PUTANYTHING IN YOUR BUTTS ? WE DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHATWE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT. HMM.. HMM.. HELLO THERE, CHILDREN !

CHEF ! WHAT WOULD A PRIESTWANT TO STICK UP MY BUTT ? GOODBYE ! UGH, NOBODY'SGOING TO TELL US ! THIS IS GOING TODRIVE ME INSANE ! CALM DOWN, TWEEK, THERE HAS TOBE A RATIONAL EXPLANATION. OH, DUDE, I THINKI MIGHT HAVE IT. WHAT ? IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE..

OKAY, RUN WITH ME ON THIS: IF YOU EAT FOOD, YOU CRAP OUTYOUR BUTT, RIGHT ? YEAH.. ALRIGHT, NOW KEEP WITH ME HERE,IT GETS A LITTLE COMPLICATED.. IF YOU EAT FOOD ANDCRAP OUT YOUR BUTT,THEN MAYBE IF YOUSTUCK FOOD IN YOUR BUTTYOU COULD CRAPOUT YOUR MOUTH. HMM ? CARTMAN, THAT'S THE DUMBESTTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID ! THIS WEEK. THAT'S NOT DUMBTHINK ABOUT IT ! FOOD GOES IN THE MOUTH,COMES OUT THE BUTTFOOD GOES IN THE BUTT,COMES OUT THE MOUTH. THAT'S NOT DUMB,THAT'S GENIUS.

IT WOULDN'T WORK ! HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT ? I DON'T NEED TO,IT WOULDN'T WORK ! I'LL BET YOU 2. 0 BUCKSIT'LL WORK !

YOU'RE ON,FAT BOY ! OKAY, LET'S GO, JEW !( crowd protesting )DOWN WITH GOD ! STAN, YOU'REAN ATHEIST NOW ! YOU TOO, TWEEK !( protesting )DOWN WITH GOD ! I'M A WHAT ? FATHERS, I WANT TOTHANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. WELL, CARTMAN ? HOLD ON ! GOD, LET A MAN CRAP !

HGH.. HGH.. WHAT'S GOING ON ? CARTMAN SHOVEDFOOD UP HIS ASSAND NOW HE'S TRYINGTO CRAP OUT HIS MOUTH. OH. UGNH.. HGNNNH.. WELL GO ON,SMART- ASS,AND DO IT ! I'M DOING ITA'READY ! GOD, GIVE MEA MINUTE ! YOU'VE HADFIVE, DUDE !

I CAN'T DO IT WITHYOU GUYS WATCHING. TURN AROUND. NO, BECAUSE YOU'LLJUST CRAP OUT YOUR BUTTAND THEN SAY ITCAME OUT YOUR MOUTH ! DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D BETHAT DECEITFUL, YOU GUYS ?

OH GODDAMMIT, YOU GUYS,I'M SO SERIOUSLY.. UGH.. HGNGG ! HWAAAAAGH..( plop )GET THE F- -KOUT OF HERE ! YESSS ! YES, I DID IT !

I CRAPPED OUTMY MOUTH ! GRATSIE. WOW.. I'M ACTUALLY HERE ! VATICAN CITY ! YOUR HOLINESS, THIS ISFATHER MAXI FROM AMERICA,WHO HAS BROUGHT THIS ALLTO OUR ATTENTION. YOUR HOLINESS. RHOHHH.. ADO RAMUS TE CHRISTE. IN DOMINUS REO. IN DOMINUS REO.

CARDINALS, BISHOPSAND PRIESTS. AN AMERICAN PRIESTBY THE NAME OF MAXIHAS BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTIONTHE MOST TROUBLING OF NEWS. ALL OVER HIS COUNTRY,THERE ARE REPORTSOF CHILDREN BEING MOLESTEDBY MEN OF THE CHURCH. IF THINGSCONTINUE THIS WAYWE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVESEX WITH YOUNG BOYS AGAIN ! YEAH ! UH- HUH ! THAT'S RIGHT !

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IN MOROCCO THEY HAVEARRESTED FIVE OF MY PRIESTS. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIMEBEFORE THEY GET THE REST OF US ! FATHER MAXI, WHAT DOYOU SUGGEST WE DOTO NOT GET CAUGHT ? IT DOES. HGH.. HGH.. HUGHH.. HWAAAAAA..( plop )HONEY ! HONEY COME QUICK ! AGH !! I WENT DOWN TO THE BANK,AND I GOT KYLE'S 2.

DOLLAR BILLTURNED INTO 2. SINGLE DOLLAR BILLS! SO ? SO ?! SO NOW I CAN DO THIS.. YESSSSS.. YYYYESSS..

KYLE'S MONEY.. MMMMM, KYLE'S MONEY.. GO F- -K YOURSELF,CARTMAN ! OH.. FEELS SO GOODON MY SKIN.. MMMM.. GET UP FAT BOY, I'MGONNA KICK YOUR ASS ! GEEZ KYLE, DON'T BEA SORE LOSER. IT'S OVER, OKAY ? I WON, LET IT GO.

SO YOU CRAPPEDOUT YOUR MOUTH ! GOOD FOR YOU ! IT'S STILL STUPIDAND IMMATURE ! DUDE, LOOK ! Our top story tonight: The age- old questionhas been answered.

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